Hi there, i am a heavy masochist and i love people in red suits. There is nothing more fun for me than being in harness pulling dead weight around while they yell nasty names at me like "HO HO HO".
i am available on the 3d Friday night of every month for getting together, and can negotiate details any time on the phone- which the winning bidder will be sent.
Remember, i don't do anything illegal with anyone, anywhere, anytime, and this is only a chance to come pet the ONLY MOOSE Santa let's in the barn.
i would like to start the bid for negotiating with me at 1 bag of oats.
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Well aren't you just the fuzziest little thing in a sweater! Now, i would love to get to know you, and wonder- do you come with elves?
SX reminds you that there is no elfing around here. So lets stay on topic about bidding to have oats with this lovely moose and get to chat about what else you and the moose have in common.
Bidder says "Hey there, i'm in Texas but would love to meet up at Dennys and see if your antlers are what i am seeking- i can offer 2 bags of hay and a set of jingle bells."
This is bobby here, and my oh my i can top that set of jingle bells with a sleigh.
So- i also will bring my own squirrel to the event if we hit it off.
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